When some bitch takes the spot you were saving for your friend
sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable
(Source: most-awkward-moments, via jessebooboo)
boys in fights: i hate you man fuck you
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
When school is out for the summer.
AT FIRST:

BUT THEN:

(Source: acrazypersonslife, via 6the6devil6)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] distinctmemory:
My new morning alarm.
I suck at waking up in the morning, so I created this. Hopefully it works.
How the fuck do I make this my alarm on my iPhone?
Whoever tells me how to do this will be my new best friend.
(Source: leejay)